The Breast Whisperer

Apparently Mommy and Daddy didn't appreciate my complaining (they called it screaming) when I wasn't getting enough in my tummy. So they took me to see the Breast Whisperer (aka Lactation Consultant.) Boy was she amazing! She taught me that I didn't have to keep drinking from the tube contraption that Mommy and Daddy kept having to set up every three hours. Instead, she showed me that I have a milk buffet and an all-you-can-eat joint side by side from each other. All I needed was to be taught how to use them. Once I learned how, I noticed Daddy jumping up and down and Mommy shouting Hallelujah to the heavens. I guess this might mean that I will gain my weight back and more and we can all get some more shut eye. I wonder if they serve milk shakes...

In all seriousness, today was the BREAST day ever for the DeGraffs, especially Adelyn! It's now time for her to bulk up.